Introduction

The name's Fred. I've done blogs that had a purpose in the past. Tales of my job as a graveyard clerk at a convenience store, hidden gems at thrift store, hell, even one reporting on the G8/NATO summits when it hit Chicago. All of then had a purpose but I eventually  became tired of them. Kinda like a toy you get for Christmas. I decided maybe I needed a blog that entertains me as it may you, so began the idea that is INDEFT. You ever think that something is boring, but after a few drinks it becomes awesome? Well, that's this blog. 9 times out of 10, I'll either be drinking or drunk as I post. Just warning you now, but you should have expected that from the title. 

This blog will be about whatever the fuck I wanna post at the time. I could be rambling on about stupid customers, music, movies, daily nonsense, life, stuff, or things. Can't forget things. Those are important. 

Methinks a bit of backstory on me may be in order. I'm a graveyard clerk who is that guy. You know the guy I'm talking about. That guy who either knows and can do what you need? The one who can help you to create a DnD campaign, fix your computer, sharpen your blades, repair your car, dispose of a body? Yeah, that guy? I'm one of them. I'm 26, but in no way, has my life been dull. I have done things you may not believe. I've done things everyone has. After all, everybody poops, right? My philosophy is simple, Carpe Noctem! None of that YOLO shit, that's just Carpe Diem for stupid people. I enjoy life, as it should be. 

Told you I'd be rambling. Anyhow, welcome, have a drink, and if none of this blog makes sense to you, you're not drunk enough for this.